TV show quotes
[about planting bulbs] Oh, and just you wait 'til spring. You're gonna wake up one morning, walk out, and pow - color coming out of your yin-yang! I'll see you girls tomorrow. [goes into her house]
I'm going to have color coming out of my yin-yang.
Then maybe you'll finally get a man.
I'm just having a bad day.
Zzz.
What?
Days. You've been stomping around, barking at people for days.
I have not.
Yes, Cujo, you have.
I always talk to people like that.
No, Benji, you don't.
I'll be fine tomorrow.
Really, Lassie? Why is that?
I just found out that Sookie was pregnant!
Don't look at me, I had nothing to do with it.
It's bad enough that you haven't taught your daughter how to interact with the opposite sex. You will not dress her up in one of your Sex and the City ensembles and send her out to tell the entire campus, "Don't worry. I'll ask you."
How do you know about Sex and the City?
What's that?
Okay, um. . .A, um, no talking during the movie, and B, don't tell me you've never seen the FBI warning before.
It's new to me.
Oh, my God. You're beyond monk. You're uber-monk.
Just start it up. I won't talk again.
Okay, just one more warning - when they showed the first motion picture over a hundred years ago, it featured a train rushing toward the camera, and, um, people were so sure the train was going to burst off the screen and crush them that they ran away in terror. Now, Luke, the train is not going to leave the screen.
Say I was Tom Cruise, where would you seat me?
In an acting class.
I don't have time to kill you right now, Kirk. Come back in a couple of hours.
Flying, thumping balls all over the place.
Flying, thumping what all over the place?
Balls.
[Lorelai giggles]
You are four.
And balls are funny.
We did it, we got the job! What a score! We landed a whale.
Yeah, we always had the job, Sookie. The whale was just toying with us. She was swatting us with her tail and hosing us down with her blowhole because that is the whale's M.O. - humiliate and rip apart every other fish in the sea until there's nothing left but a bloody pile of chum.
Boy, you really hate whales, don't you?
Mom?
Were you asleep?
Uh... no.
Then why are you in your pajamas?
These aren't pajamas...
You wear that in public??
... Hi mom, would you like to come in?
You have the word "juicy" on your rear end!
Well, if I'd known you were coming over I would have changed.
Into what? A brassiere with the word "tasty" on it?
"The Last Supper" cannot be funky.
Yeah, Taylor, you finally did something right. [Taylor looks annoyed/angry] Your beard is so sexy.
I will be managing the event and emceeing. Uh, Miss Patty, you will be stage-managing. Uh, Lorelai, if you could help organize the costumes?
I'm here for you and your sexy beard, Taylor.
Well, if they want an Anthea for "Portrait of a Young Girl Named Anthea," then they're going to have to have you for the Renoir.
[The band is talking about Dave Rigalski's new replacement, Gil]
Right here. [points to his eyes] He's got some lines. That blows my mind.
What is he, late thirties?
Approaching forty.
Forty?
He was alive before man walked on the moon.
Don't do that, man. You're freaking me out.
Lane Let's not be over-dramatic, guys. I mean, he is an incredible guitarist.
He's had a lot of time to practice.
And the bicentennial - he was alive for that.
Lane This is the best we've sounded since Dave, and he's really...
Elderly.
Lane Excited.
He was our age when we were born.
Lane He thinks we're great.
There were no CDs when he was born.
Stop it, man. I mean it.
Lane Maybe there's a way to offset his oldness. Put a hat on him. Dress him up like Angus Young in AC/DC - that schoolboy outfit.
He could have seen AC/DC with their original lead singer.
And 1980 is when that guy choked on his own vomit. That's old.
Lane You want to stop the audition?
We shouldn't be rude.
Lane Good.
Fine, we'll keep going, but remember, any new member has to be approved by all of us. So one vote against, and he's back at bingo.
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