"The Last Supper" cannot be funky.
“The Festival of Living Art” · Season 4
In this episode: Taylor Doose (2), Lorelai Gilmore (1), Rory Gilmore (1), Lane Kim (1), Zack (1), Miss Patty (1), Brian Fuller (1)
Yeah, Taylor, you finally did something right. [Taylor looks annoyed/angry] Your beard is so sexy.
I will be managing the event and emceeing. Uh, Miss Patty, you will be stage-managing. Uh, Lorelai, if you could help organize the costumes?
I'm here for you and your sexy beard, Taylor.
Well, if they want an Anthea for "Portrait of a Young Girl Named Anthea," then they're going to have to have you for the Renoir.
[The band is talking about Dave Rigalski's new replacement, Gil]
Right here. [points to his eyes] He's got some lines. That blows my mind.
What is he, late thirties?
Approaching forty.
Forty?
He was alive before man walked on the moon.
Don't do that, man. You're freaking me out.
Lane Let's not be over-dramatic, guys. I mean, he is an incredible guitarist.
He's had a lot of time to practice.
And the bicentennial - he was alive for that.
Lane This is the best we've sounded since Dave, and he's really...
Elderly.
Lane Excited.
He was our age when we were born.
Lane He thinks we're great.
There were no CDs when he was born.
Stop it, man. I mean it.
Lane Maybe there's a way to offset his oldness. Put a hat on him. Dress him up like Angus Young in AC/DC - that schoolboy outfit.
He could have seen AC/DC with their original lead singer.
And 1980 is when that guy choked on his own vomit. That's old.
Lane You want to stop the audition?
We shouldn't be rude.
Lane Good.
Fine, we'll keep going, but remember, any new member has to be approved by all of us. So one vote against, and he's back at bingo.
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