Say I was Tom Cruise, where would you seat me?
In an acting class.
“An Affair to Remember” · Season 4
In this episode: Lorelai Gilmore (3), Luke Danes (2), Emily Gilmore (2), Sookie St. James (1), Kirk Gleason (1)
I don't have time to kill you right now, Kirk. Come back in a couple of hours.
Flying, thumping balls all over the place.
Flying, thumping what all over the place?
Balls.
[Lorelai giggles]
You are four.
And balls are funny.
We did it, we got the job! What a score! We landed a whale.
Yeah, we always had the job, Sookie. The whale was just toying with us. She was swatting us with her tail and hosing us down with her blowhole because that is the whale's M.O. - humiliate and rip apart every other fish in the sea until there's nothing left but a bloody pile of chum.
Boy, you really hate whales, don't you?
Mom?
Were you asleep?
Uh... no.
Then why are you in your pajamas?
These aren't pajamas...
You wear that in public??
... Hi mom, would you like to come in?
You have the word "juicy" on your rear end!
Well, if I'd known you were coming over I would have changed.
Into what? A brassiere with the word "tasty" on it?
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