[The band is practicing as Rory and Jess watch.]
We all finished at the same time.
BrianThe middle of that song didn't even sound like us.
It sounded great, guys. All of it. Didn't it?
We are so ready for this gig.
We've got a gig. I just love the sound of that.
Kyle from school. His parents are going to Marriage Encounter for the weekend so he's throwing this mondo party.
We have enough for two half-hour sets. What we need is a name.
Brian
I made my suggestion.
Yeah, and we vetoed "The Harry Potters." Next.
Brian
So yours is better?
"Follow Them to the Edge of the Desert" is memorable and classy.
Brian
I run out of breath every time I say it.
You've got asthma, dude. You run out of breath saying your name.
Yeah, Brian, we can't work our name around your respiratory illnesses.
Brian
Even without an inhaler, "Follow Them to the Edge of the Desert" is too long.
Yeah, but when we get famous, our fans will shorten it to FTTTEOTD.
Guys, that was amazing. Really, it was awesome.
Dude, you did good, you really did. But you got a little too close to me when you were singing into the mike.
Brian
I got as close as I had to.
Your nose touched my cheek, man. That's too close.
[The band is talking about Dave Rigalski's new replacement, Gil]
Right here. [points to his eyes] He's got some lines. That blows my mind.
Brian
What is he, late thirties?
Brian
He was alive before man walked on the moon.
Don't do that, man. You're freaking me out.
Lane Let's not be over-dramatic, guys. I mean, he is an incredible guitarist.
He's had a lot of time to practice.
Brian
And the bicentennial - he was alive for that.
Lane This is the best we've sounded since Dave, and he's really...
Lane Excited.
Brian
He was our age when we were born.
Lane He thinks we're great.
Brian
There were no CDs when he was born.
Lane Maybe there's a way to offset his oldness. Put a hat on him. Dress him up like Angus Young in AC/DC - that schoolboy outfit.
Brian
He could have seen AC/DC with their original lead singer.
And 1980 is when that guy choked on his own vomit. That's old.
Lane You want to stop the audition?
Brian
We shouldn't be rude.
Lane Good.
Fine, we'll keep going, but remember, any new member has to be approved by all of us. So one vote against, and he's back at bingo.
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