“The Fundamental Things Apply” · Season 4
In this episode: Lorelai Gilmore (5), Luke Danes (2), Emily Gilmore (2), Rory Gilmore (1), Babette (1)
[about planting bulbs] Oh, and just you wait 'til spring. You're gonna wake up one morning, walk out, and pow - color coming out of your yin-yang! I'll see you girls tomorrow. [goes into her house]
I'm going to have color coming out of my yin-yang.
Then maybe you'll finally get a man.
I'm just having a bad day.
Zzz.
What?
Days. You've been stomping around, barking at people for days.
I have not.
Yes, Cujo, you have.
I always talk to people like that.
No, Benji, you don't.
I'll be fine tomorrow.
Really, Lassie? Why is that?
I just found out that Sookie was pregnant!
Don't look at me, I had nothing to do with it.
It's bad enough that you haven't taught your daughter how to interact with the opposite sex. You will not dress her up in one of your Sex and the City ensembles and send her out to tell the entire campus, "Don't worry. I'll ask you."
How do you know about Sex and the City?
What's that?
Okay, um. . .A, um, no talking during the movie, and B, don't tell me you've never seen the FBI warning before.
It's new to me.
Oh, my God. You're beyond monk. You're uber-monk.
Just start it up. I won't talk again.
Okay, just one more warning - when they showed the first motion picture over a hundred years ago, it featured a train rushing toward the camera, and, um, people were so sure the train was going to burst off the screen and crush them that they ran away in terror. Now, Luke, the train is not going to leave the screen.
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