It's those damned lazy writers! They can't even manage to write an hour-long episode every 15 minutes.
SWScript writer
I died doing what I hated. [dies]
Can't you just ad lib?
Asking an actor to ad lib is like asking a... guy... to... five.
S8 E1The Impossible Stream
RNRichard Nixon's head
Arooooooo! Now, Mr. Fry, I understand that you recently endured a terrible ordeal involving doing something stupid with streaming television.
That's right, your majesty.
RNRichard Nixon's head
And what lesson, if any, did you learn?
Well, first, I guess, don't reboot a show if the quality isn't going to be there. But more importantly, let me say this: viewers must binge responsibly - the same way they smoke cigarettes, or drink bleach. In my opinion, they must stream no more than 10 episodes in a row... and no less. But it's not just the viewer's responsibility. Any TV show that truly cares about its audience, that loves and respects them, should - no, must - be cancelled every few years. It's simply the right thing to do.
S8 E2Children of a Lesser Bog
[while watching Kif's birthing video] Life is disgusting.
[to Kif] Having a family with you is the only I want in the whole world.
Then, can I have your car?
No!
Too late, already crashed it.
Luckily, there's an educational movie that explains how Kif's species reproduces... and it's filthy!
GMGrand Midwife
The children inherited genes only from Kif and Leela. Plus, trace DNA from a certain, "Scruffy".
Scruffy's stuff gets around.
I refuse to die grovelling. But I'm open to sniveling.
S8 E3How the West Was 1010001
You know, 'round these parts, folks don't think things, they reckon them. And, instead of an idiot, I'll be known as a galoot.
RPRobot Pianist
Delilah runs a house of ill repute in the back.
"Ill"? You mean, a hospital?
RPRobot Pianist
I mean a cathouse.
A pet store?
RPRobot Pianist
A brothel.
A soup kitchen?
RPRobot Pianist
[sighs] Yeah, a soup kitchen.
Assay my shiny metal ass!
[Bender brings his injured donkey to Zoidberg]
Can you save him, Doc?
If it's something that be cured by a bonesaw. I'll need anaesthetic. Get me a bottle of animal whiskey!
Ah, nature! I hate it.
S8 E4Parasites Regained
I'd like to see the film, Leela.
Nibbler! You can talk!
You always forget I can talk.
[pause] Nibbler! You can talk!
DBDung Beetle Shaman
Can I offer anyone some spit? We have flat and sparkling.
I'll have two of each.
DBDung Beetle Shaman
Your journey will be treacherous, for nearly all paths end in death.
Then let's just take the shortest one.
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