Back when I was full of piss and vinegar and my bed wasn't, I fell in love with the sweetest girl ever to skip though a field of posies.
S6Proposition Infinity
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury... Oops! Sorry, force of habit. I support this proposition because I'm in love with a goopy, flesh-and-blood woman, and not surprisingly, she loves me. This is a simple matter of justice, which I'm not normally for. So please, vote yes. After all, our love isn't any different than yours, except it's hotter, 'cause I'm involved.
GTGeorge Takei's Head
I haven't heard a speech this eloquent since Bill Shatner told me why he couldn't pay me back.
We're gonna fight to legalize it right here!
Ya mon! Ya got to legalize it!
We're talking about robosexual marriage.
We're talking about lots of stuff.
Why do you have to be so mean to me?
Shut up, baby. You love it.
Don't tell me to shut up! You know what happened to the last guy that told me to shut up?
What?
[Cut to Amy and Bender in bed]
That was great.
Shut up.
In a stunning turnout, voters have approved Proposition Infinity. Robosexual marriage is now legal.
What's next? Gay robosexual marriage?!
S6The Duh-Vinci Code
Hey, I’m beginning to think you guys don’t think I’m very smart.
You can barely remember your own name, Einstein.
Einstein is a hard name to remember!
[The Professor sighs, and pokes Fry in the eyes with a double fing-longer.]
Ow!
Shmesh, Professor. Don't have a shmaneurism. Fry’s your distant relative.
Not distant enough! I’ll be a monkey’s uncle if I’m this monkey’s nephew.
But you’re my only family. Who will hug me if I achieve something?
Oh, perhaps I’ve been too harsh. Come, lad, take my hand and I’ll explain why I find you so repugnant.
I was in the hospital two weeks. No one visited me.
Quiet, you. I’m trying to deduce the function of Da Vinci’s lost invention.
Not even a card.
My God! This is the greatest mystery in history. We must go to Rome and exhume the body of Saint James.
Didn't we used to be a delivery company?
To the ship!
My God! DaVinci's Vitruvian Man!
It's truly a masterpiece. Note how the perspective lines draw the eye right to his dong.
I hate these nerds. Just because I'm stupider than them they think they're smarter than me.
S6Lethal Inspection
Dying sucks butt. How do you living beings cope with mortality?
Violent outbursts.
General sluttiness.
Thanks to denial, I'm immortal.
Anything less than immortality is a complete waste of time!
Oh, I fear I may not survive this war re-enactment. I can’t believe we’re only 12 feet from the parking lot.
[Laughing.] This is every bit as fun as the real civil war.
Not the Civil War, private. We’re re-enacting the Sith-il War.
Sith? What the hoth?
DTDarth Trocious
I shall rip out your heart and show it to you! [Taps Scruffy with toy lightsaber] It is done.
[lies down] The candle that burns twice as bright burns half as long. Mmm-hmm.
[Exits phone booth.] Well, things are startin' to look up.
Look up! [Missile explodes.] Who did you call? Dial-a-bomb?
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