I surrender and volunteer for treason!
S6In-A-Gadda-Da-Leela
V-GINY? Doesn't ring a bell.
Granted, all that makes perfect sense, but why is this death sphere destroying planets?
That makes the most sense of all.
[Farnsworth puts up a projection of planets destroyed by the death sphere.]
Look at the planets it's destroyed so far. First came X3, the nude beach planet. Then Poopiter.
[A planet labelled "#!@€$!#%&" comes on screen.]
And finally that world that can't be mentioned in polite company.
You mean...
[Fry whispers something to Farnsworth and the crew get angry at him for doing so. Farnsworth slaps Fry.]
[to Farnsworth] So you're saying this thing is censoring indecent planets?
Indeed. And we're next if we don't keep in in our collective pants. The only way to save Earth is to convince its citizens to repent their sinful ways.
[Wearing S&M gear] So the orgy is off?
Come, Adam, partake of my forbidden fruit.
Thee will be done.
[as Leela and Zapp have sex]
For God's sake! Censor it! Censor it!
VGV-Giny
Approved for all audiences!
Nooooo!
S6Attack of the Killer App
These old doomsday devices are dangerously unstable. I'll rest easier not knowing where they are.
So long, overly-complicated Japanese toilet!
TToilet
Please, not throw away. I give you, uh, happy poopy time!
Sorry, you know too much.
CClerk
Okay, it's $500, you have no choice of carrier, the battery can't hold the charge and the reception isn't very…
Shut up and take my money!
This looks like a good place to ditch some evidence. [Opens bin and finds Flexo inside] Flexo! What are you doing in a hazardous waste bin?
Didn't you hear? Us bending units are dangerously outdated. We overheat, we're radioactive, we cause erectile dysfun...[Bender closes bin]
Who are you talking to?
No one. Your momma. Shut up. Take your pick.
SCScoop Chang
Isn't all this e-waste dangerous?
Not at all, Scoop! Not after it's hauled off to the Third World by a team of expendable, minimum wage nobodies!
[Turns to the crew.] Good news, nobodies!
That was low, Bender, even by your standards.
My what, now?
Since when is the Internet about robbing people of their privacy?
August 6, 1991.
I feel like a mindless zombie. I wish I knew how long we've been waiting.
The new eyePhone has an app for that!
Does it have an app for kissing my shiny metal ass?
Several!
IInfosiquito
This guy sure loves porno!
S6Proposition Infinity
When the lights go out, it's nobody's business what goes on between two consenting adults.
Or one!
RLReverend Lionel Preacherbot
The only lies worth believing are the ones in the Bible.
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