“Crimes of the Hot” · Season 4
In this episode: Philip J. Fry (2), Bender (2), Turanga Leela (2), Morbo (2), Linda (2), Professor Hubert Farnsworth (1), Zoidberg (1), Al Gore (1)
I have ridden the mighty moon worm!
[All cheering]
Good for him!
My fellow Earthicans, as I discuss in my book "Earth in the Balance," and the much more popular "Harry Potter and the Balance of Earth," we need to defend our planet against pollution. As well as dark wizards.
Sure, blame the wizards!
Morbo wishes these stalwart nomads peace among the Dutch tulips.
I'm sure those windmills will keep them cool.
WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY! GOODNIGHT!
Calling all scientists, calling all scientists!
I've got a degree in homeopathic healing!
You've got a degree in baloney! [sprays him with water]
A billion robots' lives are going to be extinguished! Ooh, the Jedis are going to feel this one...
Look, I love life and all its pleasures as much as anyone... except perhaps you, Hedonismbot! But we need to be shut off... especially you, Hedonismbot!
I apologize for nothing!
They called me crazy for building this ark.
You ARE crazy. You filled it with same sex animal couples.
Hey, there are parts of the Bible I like and parts I don't like.
Oh, my God! It's out of ice, like some outer space Motel 6!
Completely out of ice?
This could mean the end of the banana daiquiri as we know it! Also, life.
Per your orders, I modified my mirror to fire a colossal electromagnetic pulse at the Galapagos. Every robot will be instantly and painfully terminated. Now for your part of the bargain.
Aroo! Very well. Agnew, you belong to Wernstrom now.
Rrrrrrr!
For saving Earth and foiling me, I proudly yet angrily present you with our new highest honor: the Polluting Medal of Pollution.
With Halley's Comet out of ice, Earth is experiencing a sudden case of global warming.
Morbo is pleased but sticky.
Strange. Why would Nixon, an awkward, uncomfortable man, suddenly throw a party, one of the most social events imaginable? Is a trap, is why! They're going to deactivate all the robots! [pause] I don't hear any gasping.
We all figured that out.
Aw...
Fortunately, our handsomest politicians came up with a cheap, last minute way to combat global warming. Ever since 2063, we simply drop a giant ice cube into the ocean now and again.
Just like daddy puts in his drink every morning. Then he gets mad.
Of course, because the greenhouse gasses are still building up, it takes more and more ice each time, thus solving the problem once and for all.
But...
Once and for all!
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