With a warning label this big, you know they gotta be fun!
“Three Hundred Big Boys” · Season 4
In this episode: Bender (2), Hermes Conrad (2), Philip J. Fry (1), Turanga Leela (1), Zapp Brannigan (1), Morbo (1), Dwight Conrad (1)
[Morbo's wife is adjusting his tie.]
Stop it, stop it. It's fine. I will destroy you!
You seem a tad wound up, buddy. And your face is greasy. Real greasy. You been up all night?
Of course I've been up all night! Not because of caffeine, it was insomnia. I couldn't stop thinking about coffee. I need a nap. [snores and then wakes up] Coffee time!
[Gets cigar out] Ah, mighty fine smokable...
Fancy cigar. Why don't you smoke it already? Puff, puff, go, go, go, go, go!
What to do, what to do. One 300 dollar hookerbot or 300 one dollar hookerbots?
RNRichard Nixon's Head
The loot! The loot! The loot is on fire!
[In the credits]
RBRoseanne Barr
Futurama: Noun. Definition: Oh, I don't know. You just watched it, dummy. What are you asking me for? Here's a fun definition. Idiot: Noun. You! This has been Roseanne, your guide to the world of facts.
Dwight, the boots only cost me 299 dollars and 99 cents. Here, you spend the penny on whatever you want.
Thanks, dad. I think I'll invest it on five shares of Amazon.com.
A risk taker. That's my boy.
The Spiderians, though weak and woman-like on the battlefield, are masters of the textile arts. Taste like king crab, by the way. Crazy bugs actually wove this tapestry of my heroic conquest while I was still killing them.
I'd like a pass to swim with Mushu.
WBWhale Biologist
Well, you asked the right guy. I'm the whale biologist. Though personally I hate whales. Especially Mushu.
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