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Futurama · Season 3

Linda and Morbo in “A Tale of Two Santas”

In what has become a holiday tradition, members of the Zarlon 7 Polar Bear Club today took the plunge into a river of liquid ammonia.

There were no survivors.

[Chuckles] Takes all kinds.

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