Whatever it is, I'm willing to put wave after wave of men at your disposal. Right, men?
UMUnseen Man
You suck!
“Love's Labors Lost in Space” · Season 1
In this episode: Zapp Brannigan (12), Turanga Leela (6), Kif Kroker (3), Professor Hubert Farnsworth (1)
Kif.
Yes… ugh. Yes, Captain.
I have made it with a woman. Inform the men.
You know Zapp, once I thought you were a big pompous buffoon. Then I realized that inside, you were just a pitiful child. But now I realize that outside that child is a big pompous buffoon!
And which one rocked your world?
Look, last night was a mistake.
A sexy mistake.
No, just a regular mistake.
In the game of chess, you can never let your adversary see your pieces.
We have failed to uphold Brannigan's Law. However I did make it with a hot alien babe. And in the end, is that not what man has dreamt of since first he looked up at the stars? [Short pause] Kif, I'm asking you a question.
[Kif groans]
Brannigan's Law is like Brannigan's love: hard and fast.
So, crawling back to the Big Z like a bird on its belly. Delicious.
Birds don't crawl.
They've been known to!
Look, I'm going down to Vergon 6 to save those animals whether you like it or not.
Go ahead. I won't stop you.
Threaten all you-- Wait. What?
We both know you won't make it halfway to Vergon 6 before the craving sets in. Then you'll come crawling back for another taste of sweet, sweet candy... bam!
Welcome to my humble chamber, or as I call it, "the Lovenasium". Sham-pag-in?
I didn't realise you were such a coin-a-sewer.
Well, I have studied abroad...or two!
Captain's journal. Star date; 3000.3.
Who are you talking to, sir?
You! Aren't you getting this? We have detected a vessel attempting to break the security cordon around Vergon 6. I'm anticipating an all-out tactical dogfight, followed by a light dinner... ravioli, ham, sundae bar.
It's a sunny little doomed planet, inhabited by a number of frisky little doomed animals.
Animals?
That's right. Animals in desperate need of rescue. You see, Vergon 6 was once filled with a super-dense substance known as dark matter, each pound of which weighs over ten thousand pounds.
Wait! What about the animals?
Well, dark matter is extremely valuable as starship fuel. That's why it was all mined out, leaving the planet completely hollow.
Yes, but what about the animals?
The wha?
The animals.
I didn't say anything about animals. Now it seems that the planet will collapse within three days. Incidentally, this will kill all the animals.
Have the boy lay out my formal shorts.
The boy, Sir?
You. You lay out my formal shorts.
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