Zapp Brannigan quotes from Futurama

Zapp Brannigan

Kif, I'm sensing a very sensual disturbance in the force. Prepare for ship-to-ship intimacy.

Zapp Brannigan

The Spiderians, though weak and woman-like on the battlefield, are masters of the textile arts. Taste like king crab, by the way. Crazy bugs actually wove this tapestry of my heroic conquest while I was still killing them.

Zapp Brannigan

Fire all weapons and set a transmission frequency for my victory yodel.

Zapp Brannigan

Mr. President, what the hell?

Zapp Brannigan

I surrender and volunteer for treason!

Zapp Brannigan

V-GINY? Doesn't ring a bell.

Zapp Brannigan

I got your distress call and came here as soon as I wanted to.

Zapp Brannigan

Very well. Morris, Munda, I now pronounce you man and wife. May I kiss the bride?

Zapp Brannigan

Congratulations.

Zapp Brannigan

Foolproof and durable; it's designed to withstand the weight of a modern day elephant foot.

Zapp Brannigan

I refuse to die grovelling. But I'm open to sniveling.

Zapp

Ah-ha! Water! Fire's mortal enemy! Lieutenant, fire water.

Zapp Brannigan

Whatever it is, I'm willing to put wave after wave of men at your disposal. Right, men?

You suck!

Zapp Brannigan

Kif.

Kif Kroker

Yes… ugh. Yes, Captain.

Zapp Brannigan

I have made it with a woman. Inform the men.

Leela

You know Zapp, once I thought you were a big pompous buffoon. Then I realized that inside, you were just a pitiful child. But now I realize that outside that child is a big pompous buffoon!

Zapp Brannigan

And which one rocked your world?

Leela

Look, last night was a mistake.

Zapp Brannigan

A sexy mistake.

Leela

No, just a regular mistake.