SWSinging Wind
I am Singing Wind, Chief of the Native Martians.
Take me to your leader!
SWSinging Wind
Moving along...
“Where the Buggalo Roam” · Season 3
In this episode: Zapp Brannigan (5), Kif Kroker (5), Amy Wong (2), Philip J. Fry (1), Bender (1), Turanga Leela (1), Professor Hubert Farnsworth (1), Zoidberg (1)
[introducing himself] I am the man with no name. Zapp Brannigan at your service.
SWSinging Wind
You must smoke peace pipe, and you must do it peacefully. Or we'll kill you.
Well, it's just really that I don't feel that--
Don't be such a chicken, Kif. Teenagers all smoke and they seem pretty on-the-ball.
[Amy's Buggalo, Betsy, has been following Kif and the crew]
I didn't realize you were bringing your girlfriend Lieutenant. [Snickers]
[sighs] She won't leave me alone.
Did I say "girlfriend"? She sounds more like a wife!
[A tumble weed rolls past.]
Wow, look at that: Olympus Mons, the tallest volcano in the solar system.
Where?
Right in front of you.
Oh. Oh!
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Anyway, make yourselves at home.
[Dr. Zoidberg comes downstairs wearing a bathrobe]
Don't mind if I already did. By the way, do you have any more of this Dom Pérignon bubble bath? There was only enough to fill the tub halfway.
That sounds very dangerous. Someone could get killed. [pointing] Fry, Leela, Bender...
[shaking fist] Damn you, old man!
Now remember Kif, the quickest way to a girl's bed is through her parents. Have sex with them and you're in.
Well, sir, I'm a little nervous about meeting her parents.
Of course you are. You're meek and uninteresting.
I love it out here, Amy. I feel so manly. I have a blister, I-I spit! A-And of course, I tell no one my feelings.
But you still have them, right?
Oh, yes. But I keep them inside until I can write them in my diary.
Ah, it's a wonderful night.
It sure is. I could just lie here beside you staring at the sky all night.
I can't! [She kisses him and the ground shakes] What's that?
Maybe we just made love!
Thanks for saving my life, Kif. You're my hero.
Oh, you're kind. But your parents still don't like me.
Well globviously! But if they liked you then I wouldn't. Don't you know anything about girls?
[They kiss. The Buggalo run past and the ground shakes. Amy gets up and goes back inside. Kif gets out his diary.]
Dear diary, I just made love for the second time!
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