Fry, you're so confident and take charge on this trip! It's kind of a turn-on.
Not now, Leela, I'm trying to meet old people!
“Near-Death Wish” · Season 7
In this episode: Turanga Leela (3), Philip J. Fry (2), Bender (1), Professor Hubert Farnsworth (1), Zoidberg (1)
It's so wonderful to meet the Professor's parents! [to Ned and Velma] Hello, my name is Dr. Zoidberg. I'm very important here.
Hey, Zoidberg! You forgot to empty this trashcan!
[scared] Don't hit me!
Ahem!
Whaaa...? Oh yeah, your award show. I'm sorry I couldn't make it, but I had a very good reason!
Perhaps you'd favor us with it?
Sure, my pleasure. I came down with a searing case of... who gives a crap?! HAHAHAHA!!
Hmmmm... Hats with wires on them. Are you sure this is safe?
It's not just safe; it's 40% safe.
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