Just once I'd like to eat dinner with a celebrity who isn't bound and gagged.
“Bend Her” · Season 4
In this episode: Bender (7), Professor Hubert Farnsworth (3), Philip J. Fry (1), Zoidberg (1)
[deleted scene] Sir, we are a poor country with nothing to defend ourselves but an army of publicists. If you exclude us, they will make sure that the world will curse the name of… Volunteer.
Professor, make a woman out of me.
Oh, I think we should just stay friends.
You've fallen into the final debilitating stages of womanhood.
OCOlympics Commentator
Barbados Slim takes an early lead. God, I hope he wins. What's this? Hermes Conrad is closing the gap. He's limbo-ed out of retirement and straight into my heart. I say go to hell, Barbados Slim!
My dreams are over before they began!
[happily] Welcome to my life! [starts crying]
Something tells me I could easily beat those trained professionals...
This outfit makes me look fat. Is it trampy to go on a first date nude?
Turn off that crap-o-rama! One mistake now, and Bender will be trapped forever between the already ill-defined robot sexes. [Uses a hammer and a chisel on Bender]
Well, Bender, I hope this has taught you a lesson about changing your sex to win five gold medals.
[Soft voice] It truly has. My romance with Calculon has shown me a lot about myself.
Almost done...
[Continuing in a soft voice] If only somehow, some way...he and I could drive to Vegas pick up some floozy-bots and void their warranties all night long! Whoo!
Yay, my buddy's home!
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