[On an episode of "All My Circuits"]
Let me get this straight: Does anyone here not have amnesia?
“Bender Should Not Be Allowed On TV” · Season 4
In this episode: Philip J. Fry (6), Professor Hubert Farnsworth (4), Turanga Leela (3), Bender (2), Hermes Conrad (2), Cubert Farnsworth (2), Calculon (2), Zoidberg (1)
As unclean as it makes me feel, I agree with Bender. Kids don't turn rotten just because of what they see on TV.
Yeah. Give a little credit to our public schools.
AAnnouncer
[on TV] We now join America's most popular show already in progress, Everybody Loves Hypno-Toad.
[The TV cuts into the episode. The Hypno-Toad does nothing except sit, hypnotising his audience]
This show's been going downhill since season three.
Have you ever tried just turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?
I got ants in my butt, and I needs to strut!
[Cubert and Dwight have been watching Bender on television]
Hey dad, bite my shiny metal ass!
What?! Such an action would be extremely uncomfortable for both of us!
That was so terrible, I think you gave me cancer! I don't care how popular you are, you will never work on my show!
Yay, Bender!
We demand Bender!
However, you've got the job.
Those ruffians smoked one of your cigars.
That's not a cigar... and it's not mine.
What kind of bozos would form a Bender protest group?
Good news, everyone! Hermes and I have formed a Bender protest group.
That was uncanny.
Bender, your swarthy Latin charm will only get you so far. There are a lot of professional child robots here.
Look, there's Macaulay Cul-kon.
He's just not cute since he had puberty installed.
Well, I'd say we all learned a valuable lesson about TV there.
What was it?
PFProf. Farnsworth
Uh ... that we should all take TV a little less seriously. And more importantly, turn it off once in a while.
So, should we turn it off now?
PFProf. Farnsworth
Well, uh, that depends what's on.
Nothing good.
PFProf. Farnsworth
Ah, let's just keep watching.
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