Bender quotes from Futurama

Bender

[deleted scene] Sir, we are a poor country with nothing to defend ourselves but an army of publicists. If you exclude us, they will make sure that the world will curse the name of… Volunteer.

Bender

Something tells me I could easily beat those trained professionals...

Bender

This outfit makes me look fat. Is it trampy to go on a first date nude?

Bender

[downgraded to wood] Behold, my hand crafted glory! The technological world can bite my splintery, wooden ass!

Bender

I'm sorry, guys. I never meant to hurt you. Just to destroy everything you ever believed in.

Bender

Robot 1-X, save my friends! And Zoidberg!

This throws my entire perception of reality into question. Clone? Robot? Or long-lost twin? Taking all bets! I also offer video poker.

Hey! Bite my glorious golden ass!

This is awful. Somewhere there's a more evil Bender than me. I do my best, dammit!

Bender

What to do, what to do. One 300 dollar hookerbot or 300 one dollar hookerbots?

Bender

[Voice over.] On the count of three, you will awaken feeling refreshed, as if Futurama had never been cancelled by idiots and then brought back by bigger idiots. One... two... [Snaps fingers.]

Bender

Coma, coma, coma, coma, coma chameleon!

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Anything less than immortality is a complete waste of time!

Bender

His ass-ias is gracias.

Bender

Give me the keys, Magoo!