Wow. They discovered an intact 20th century pizzeria. Just like the one I used to work at.
Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious.
“Jurassic Bark” · Season 4
In this episode: Philip J. Fry (7), Bender (6), Turanga Leela (1), Professor Hubert Farnsworth (1)
You can see how I lived before I met you.
You lived before you met me?!
Yeah, lots of people did.
Really?!
CCrowd
What do we want?
Fry's dog!
CCrowd
When do we want it?
Fry's dog!
Bender, this has nothing to do with you.
That's impossible!
RPRobo-Puppy
Robo-Puppy commencing two hour yipping session.
[Robo-Puppy does so. Bender, frustrated, kicks it across the room where it hits the wall and falls to the ground]
RPRobo-Puppy
[as a siren begins to wail out] Robo-Puppy mistreatment alert! Robo-Puppy mistreatment alert!
Pizza delivery for a Mr. Seymour Asses.
MMan
There's no one by that name here. Or anywhere. I hope that in time you realize what an idiot you've been.
I wouldn't count on that.
Acting like a moron won't solve anything.
Then all hope is lost!
Robo-Puppy, lick my cheek.
RPRobo-Puppy
Robo-Puppy preparing to lick cheek. [It's tongue comes out] Robo-Puppy commencing cheek-licking. Licking in progress. Licking complete.
Fry, I'm sorry. I should have understood how someone can love an inferior creature... because I love you... not in the way of the ancient Greeks, but the way a robot loves a human, and a human loves a dog, and, occasionally, a gorilla loves a kitty.
Fry, what's wrong?
Think about it: Seymour lived a full life after I was gone... He probably even added new songs to his repertoire.
But that's a good thing. "Walkin' On Sunshine" sucks noodles.
I had Seymour 'till he was three. That's when I knew him, and that's when I loved him... I'll never forget him...
[He picks up the fossil and looks into its apparent eyes]
But he forgot me a long, long time ago...
[He kisses his dog on the head, places him on the broken machine, casts a last look of good-bye, and leaves]
[frustrated, after members of the crew repeatedly attempt to jump into magma to save Bender, thus ignoring his warnings] Professor. Lava. Hot!!!!
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