Philip J. Fry quotes from Futurama

Fry

When you were a kid, what was your biggest fantasy?

Leela

To have parents.

Fry

Whatever. The correct answer is, to be a superhero!

Leela

Ability to command the loyalty of sea creatures?

Fry

Hey, Zoidberg! Get in here!

Dr. Zoidberg

[faintly, from another room] Screw you!

Leela

Ain't got that.

Fry

Nope.

Leela

We have to keep our secret identities secret!

Fry

From everybody?

Leela

Especially from everybody!

Fry

Give several reasons why.

Zoidberg

[While doing a Russian dance] Freedom, Freedom, Freedom, Oy! Freedom, Freedom, Freedom, Oy!

Fry

There's no denying it; the future's crazy. Oh, well. Don't want to stand out.

Freedom, Freedom, Freedom, Oy! Freedom, Freedom, Freedom, Oy!

Zoidberg

There's nothing crazy about it! It's just freedom day! [Garbles like crazy]

In our darkest hour, we can stand erect, with proud upthrust bosoms.

Fry

Anyone who laughs is a communist!

Fry

Wow! Nude hot-tubbing - that's all I need to hear about Freedom Day!

Dr. Zoidberg

Then consider the following lecture a bonus.

Leela

As unclean as it makes me feel, I agree with Bender. Kids don't turn rotten just because of what they see on TV.

Fry

Yeah. Give a little credit to our public schools.

[on TV] We now join America's most popular show already in progress, Everybody Loves Hypno-Toad.

Fry

This show's been going downhill since season three.

Calculon

That was so terrible, I think you gave me cancer! I don't care how popular you are, you will never work on my show!

Fry

Yay, Bender!

Leela

We demand Bender!

Calculon

However, you've got the job.

Fry

What kind of bozos would form a Bender protest group?

Prof. Farnsworth

Good news, everyone! Hermes and I have formed a Bender protest group.

Dr. Zoidberg

That was uncanny.

Leela

Bender, your swarthy Latin charm will only get you so far. There are a lot of professional child robots here.

Fry

Look, there's Macaulay Cul-kon.

Leela

He's just not cute since he had puberty installed.

Hermes

Well, I'd say we all learned a valuable lesson about TV there.

Cubert

What was it?

Uh ... that we should all take TV a little less seriously. And more importantly, turn it off once in a while.

So, should we turn it off now?

Well, uh, that depends what's on.

Fry

Nothing good.

Ah, let's just keep watching.

Fry

Wow. They discovered an intact 20th century pizzeria. Just like the one I used to work at.

Bender

Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious.

Fry

You can see how I lived before I met you.

Bender

You lived before you met me?!

Fry

Yeah, lots of people did.

Bender

Really?!

What do we want?

Fry

Fry's dog!

When do we want it?

Fry

Fry's dog!