Carol Vessey quotes from Ed

Carol

[on seeing Ed's video] The first time I saw it, I was shocked. Second time, I was horrified. I think it was that third time -- that's the one that scarred me for life.

Carol

[talking to her waffles] We have got some waffles, tasty tasty waffles. Hello, Mr. Waffle, Goodbye, Mr. Waffle. You are a waffle, yeah!

Carol

[to Ed] I can never decide whether you're totally adorable or totally creepy.

Carol

[to girls' JV basketball team] We are going to take turns bouncing the ball... and whoever bounces the ball the highest wins a Fruit Roll-up.

Carol

[after Ed says he'll propose if he bowls a strike] That's me moving to the edge of my seat.

Carol

[to Ed] I'm not afraid of you being my boyfriend. I'm afraid of you being my ex-boyfriend.

Carol

[on Molly`s assertion that she is in love with Dennis] I'm not obsessed with him. I'm intrigued by the enigma.

Carol

[to Ed] If it's any consolation at all, I think you look damn cute in the bowling shirts.

Carol

[to Dennis] You know, there IS something that's special about you. You're the last jerk I'm ever going to date.

Carol

Sometimes it's not easy for boys and girls to be friends. And I know because it's not easy for me, either.

Carol

[on the ferris wheel] Who can say no to a large, mechanical wheel?

Carol

[to Ed, on his denial of her engagement] I am desperate for you to accept that...because if you don't, it's the end of us.

Carol

Oysters are pretty blank in the brain department, especially when they're fried.

Carol

[on Ed's gift of a tuning fork] It's time for me to get 'back in tune'. Isn't that so clever it just makes you sick!? When it comes to hackneyed freshman comp symbolism, no one does it like Edward Stevens!

Carol

[Still trying to convince Molly to apply to be principal] You have an opportunity to shine and you're terrified.