BWBill Woslouis
[choosing the lead for the school play] Go with the pretty broad.
“Pretty Girls and Waffles” · Season 1
In this episode: Ed Stevens (1), Dr. Mike Burton (1), Phil Stubbs (1), Carol Vessey (1)
[to Ceela, as she and Ed are discussing her case] Excuse me for interrupting, but I just have to say: you are soooo hot!
[To opposing counsel, after presenting love letter that Dick wrote to Ceela] I think you're looking at a 7-10 split.
[talking to her waffles] We have got some waffles, tasty tasty waffles. Hello, Mr. Waffle, Goodbye, Mr. Waffle. You are a waffle, yeah!
[to waitress, in response to a $10 bet] Burger me!
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