[after Ed says he'll propose if he bowls a strike] That's me moving to the edge of my seat.
“Window of Opportunity” · Season 1
In this episode: Warren Cheswick (3), Ed Stevens (1), Carol Vessey (1)
[when the concessioner tries to talk him and Donna into the movie combo] Ok, like, we can't eat that much popcorn and drink that much soda. For the love of God! No one can!
Any date that involves the Jaws of Life can't be that bad, right?
[to Ari and Barbara as they stand at the altar] You guys screw this marriage up, I'll have to hunt you down and kill you.
I'm too much the gentleman to convey the details of my interlude, although I will let on that I experimented with certain maneuvers heretofore attempted only in the Orient.
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