Dr. Mike Burton quotes from Ed

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[regarding the $10 bets] When the gauntlet is dropped, you must accept the challenge.

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[to waitress, in response to a $10 bet] Burger me!

Mike

Bullfights and machismo. If you gave Hemingway some bullfights, and a little machismo, he was a happy, happy man.

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[about the plans for the first annual Edward J. Stevens Thanksgiving dinner] I've got my money on grease fire.

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[as he comes to the door, interrupting Ed and Bonnie] Ed, it's 11:40. We got 20 minutes to save Bobby Hull Hockey from the junkyard...wait, wait a minute. Is your hair mussed up?

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Tonight, young Ed Stevens becomes a man!

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[as he and Ed hide in the bushes, waiting for Bonnie] I'm not so sure about the superhero costume... I mean, the suit of armor, that made sense to me... a knight in shining armor, that's romantic. But this? Not so much.

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Ed, Lewis and Clark had a journal. You, my friend, have a diary.

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[talking about Ed, who is trying to get landmark status for Stuckeybowl] It's so much fun to wind him up and watch him go.

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[to Ed and Carol, who are sitting on the roof] Hey, guys! Hey, you gotta see this! Kenny's about to stop a bowling ball with his head!

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[to Ed] It would have been a much better story if you, Bonnie, and Carol all started kissing each other.

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[after Ed makes fun of his pants] Dockers kick ass, Ed.

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[when Nancy warns her cookies are hot] I have the pain threshold of a camel.

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[on how to deal with the cookie moms] If things get rough, you could make them a cookie they can't refuse.

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[while wearing a Dr. Jerome costume] I just thought since that buffalo-brained husband of yours wasn't here, you'd like to get it on with one Dr. Walter Jerome.