Let's spend another Friday night in my basement, eating my mom's zucchini bread and watching Battlebots.
“The Stars Align” · Season 2
In this episode: Warren Cheswick (2), Dr. Mike Burton (1), Phil Stubbs (1), Carol Vessey (1)
I knew it! I knew it! I'm going upstate. Oh my god. I'm going upstate to visit some guy with a name like Ice or Big Daddy. He's gonna make me his bitch and he's gonna trade me for a carton of cigarettes or a girlie magazine!
[to Ed] It would have been a much better story if you, Bonnie, and Carol all started kissing each other.
I remember a time when television used to entertain us with the craftsmanship of writing, acting, directing. Now they just try to shock us with the drek of sensationalistic sewage.
[to Ed] I'm not afraid of you being my boyfriend. I'm afraid of you being my ex-boyfriend.
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