[to Carol, about Ed] There goes one inspirational bastard.
“Something Old, Something New” · Season 1
In this episode: Dr. Mike Burton (1), Carol Vessey (1), Kenny Sandusky (1)
[about the plans for the first annual Edward J. Stevens Thanksgiving dinner] I've got my money on grease fire.
[to Ed] I can never decide whether you're totally adorable or totally creepy.
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