Oysters are pretty blank in the brain department, especially when they're fried.
“May the Best Man Win” · Season 3
In this episode: Phil Stubbs (2), Dr. Mike Burton (1), Carol Vessey (1), Molly Hudson (1)
[narrating a slide show] Here's Carol and Dennis becoming a 'we'.
[to Ed, thinking Jen is a stripper] Jennifer. Huh. How do these dancers come up with these names?
[to Ed, on why he and Dennis will never be friends] You hate that Carol's marrying him and he hates that Carol should be marrying you.
[about Ed's work ethic] I thought, hmmmm, he must be Amish.
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