Eli Goggins quotes from Ed

Eli

The future's going to throw things at you, like it or not. I say 'Bring it on'.

Eli

[To Ed, about his reaction to Extreme Bowling] You kill me with that surprised look on your face after you leave Phil here all day by himself. I got 3 things to say: insurance, insurance, insurance.

Eli

[scaring off a prospective Stuckeybowl buyer] I'd have asked you to bowl a few, but I'm not sure if any other lanes are working -- unless you wanna bowl on the one a guy just died on.

Eli

[to Jennifer] You wanna know how a dude in a wheelchair gonna make you scream and holler like a damn werewolf.

Eli

[to Ed] You ain't gonna fire no brother in a wheelchair!

Phil

Or a very, very light skinned brother who's allergic to cat dander.