Warren Cheswick quotes from Ed

Warren

[to Ed] Yeah, I was just wondering... um... when you invite a client over to your office for the first time, and they see that it's like, in a bowling alley, or whatever, um... well, are they ever like, "Thanks, but I think I'm gonna find a lawyer whose office is not in a bowling alley?"

Warren

[to Molly, about Carol] Your friend here is a tough nut to crack, and I am one hungry squirrel.

Warren

[to Carol] I'll be in the van.

Warren

[to Carol, about Ed] Is this guy bothering you? Say the word and I'll throw down.

Warren

[to Ed] What about that time you busted into our class wearing that fruity-ass knight suit?

Warren

[when running into Jessica and friends registering for the bowling leagues] Well, if I didn't just buy beachfront property in Coincidence City!

Warren

[on finding he is in a reading group with Jessica] What God have I pleased to deserve such a favor?

Warren

[upon seeing that Jessica might think he`s a little weird for loving "Walden"] This is just a big wakeup call! I mean, whatever, I only read the first three chapters, so the rest might suck.

Warren

Time is but the stream I go a-fishin' in.

Warren

[reassuring Clark that he can trust Carol with his problem] She's cool. I mean, I've hit her with some pretty deep inside the soul type stuff and she's always been rock-n-roll solid with me. And I gotta say, she's opened up to me a few times.

Warren

If you let me inside, I will take you on a journey of pleasure. Bite the forbidden apple, Carmela. You will find it sweet.

Warren

[as Mrs. G suggests he play his clarinet like woman, and not try to force it quite so much] Believe me, Mrs. G., you don't have to tell Warren Cheswick how to make a woman sing.

Warren

[when the concessioner tries to talk him and Donna into the movie combo] Ok, like, we can't eat that much popcorn and drink that much soda. For the love of God! No one can!

Warren

Any date that involves the Jaws of Life can't be that bad, right?

Warren

I'm too much the gentleman to convey the details of my interlude, although I will let on that I experimented with certain maneuvers heretofore attempted only in the Orient.