[regarding Outback Steak Houses] What does steak have to do with Australia? It's like the Greenland Spaghetti House.
“Two Days of Freedom” · Season 2
In this episode: Carol Vessey (2), Dr. Mike Burton (1)
[to Dennis] You know, there IS something that's special about you. You're the last jerk I'm ever going to date.
Sometimes it's not easy for boys and girls to be friends. And I know because it's not easy for me, either.
DDennis
[to Carol] I brought that girl to the party because I was trying to make you disposable... I couldn't.
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