[to girls' JV basketball team] We are going to take turns bouncing the ball... and whoever bounces the ball the highest wins a Fruit Roll-up.
“Losing Streak” · Season 1
In this episode: Ed Stevens (2), Carol Vessey (1)
Oh Carol, I know about your attraction to me... let's just stop torturing ourselves, and let's start doin' it already!
[to Phil] I can never tell where the admiration leaves off and the condescension begins.
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