Kenny Sandusky quotes from Ed

Kenny

If there were two bowling alleys, exactly alike, but one of them had wall-to-wall whores, I'd definitely patronize the one with the whores.

Kenny

[to Ed] I brought coffee... I didn't know what size you wanted, so I got small, medium and large.

Kenny

I always wanted to go on a stakeout. One of my favorite movies is Stakeout. Even better than that was the sequel, Another Stakeout. They really took it to the next level.

Kenny

[to Carol, about Ed] There goes one inspirational bastard.

Kenny

I alphabetized all of these... I started with A, and ended with Z.

Kenny

[on his trip to Caesar's buffet in Vegas] 128 shrimp, $2.99. Suddenly, the house didn't have such an advantage, if you know what I mean!

Kenny

[trying to break the ice with Liz, Ed's ex] By the way, I would have cheated on him too.

Kenny

[using his senile great-grandfather`s parting words] I'll see ya when I see ya unless I see ya when I see ya.