Molly Hudson quotes from Ed

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[to Carol about Ed] You're lucky that you didn't sleep with him. He would've bought a strip mall.

Molly

[to Carol after Willie asks her out] I just thought I'd spice it up a bit. I mean, why say "Hello" when you can say "Hellooooooooooooooo"?

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Albert Einstein was put on this earth to come up with the theory of relativity. Alexander Graham Bell, the telephone. James Louis Kraft individually wrapped slices of cheese. Molly Hudson's great purpose on this earth? Not yet decided, but I can tell you, for sure, what it is not, and that is to be a go-between for the greatest romance of our time: Edward J. Stevens, Carol Phyllis Vessey. Will they? Won't they? They fight! They're friends! Ooooh, what will happen next?

Molly

[on accepting Jim`s invitation to join him at the Goat] I have the willpower of a lima bean.

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After all, it's Friday and shouldn't we be thanking God for that?

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I never thought that knowing how to play the recorder could be such a liability.

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[to Jim] Get out of this school now or my hand to god, I will kick your ass in front of the A/V squad.

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[to Carol] When it comes to human interest stories, you can never go wrong with abnormally large produce.

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See you all tomorrow for our last class of the year, or as I like to call it, 'a complete and utter waste of time'.

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[to Mike and Nancy] When I listen to the two of you sing that song, I feel like I'm--what's the best way to put this?--wanting to kill myself.

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[to Warren] Are you here to join us or are you going to strip naked and show us your number two pencil?

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[to Carol, about Ed] If you care enough about the person, you may never get over it.

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[to Ed] Is your brain made out of linoleum all of a sudden?

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[narrating a slide show] Here's Carol and Dennis becoming a 'we'.

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[Sharing her philosophy of helping students] Kicking ass, doing nothing, and throwing frogs.