[on Ed's gift of a tuning fork] It's time for me to get 'back in tune'. Isn't that so clever it just makes you sick!? When it comes to hackneyed freshman comp symbolism, no one does it like Edward Stevens!
“Trapped” · Season 3
In this episode: Ed Stevens (2), Carol Vessey (2), Phil Stubbs (1), Shirley Pifko (1), Eli Goggins (1)
[planning how to get Ed and Carol together] We could slip them a mickey. I don't know what exactly a mickey is, but I do know you slip them to people.
I'm going to proceed to pummel Mike with my bare fists till the soul rises from his body, then I'm going to grab his soul by the neck and start giving it open handed slaps-
[to Ed] You ain't gonna fire no brother in a wheelchair!
Or a very, very light skinned brother who's allergic to cat dander.
Carol, in my opinion, you and I have only one problem and that problem is you're in love with me but you're too afraid to admit it to yourself.
My honest opinion is you're in love with some ideal version of me that I can't possibly live up to.
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