[to Ed] Yeah, I was just wondering... um... when you invite a client over to your office for the first time, and they see that it's like, in a bowling alley, or whatever, um... well, are they ever like, "Thanks, but I think I'm gonna find a lawyer whose office is not in a bowling alley?"
“Just Friends” · Season 1
In this episode: Warren Cheswick (2), Ed Stevens (1), Dr. Mike Burton (1), Carol Vessey (1)
[about the mailman] Neither rain nor sleet nor gloom of night could stop him from having sex with my wife.
[to Molly, about Carol] Your friend here is a tough nut to crack, and I am one hungry squirrel.
[on seeing Ed's video] The first time I saw it, I was shocked. Second time, I was horrified. I think it was that third time -- that's the one that scarred me for life.
[regarding the $10 bets] When the gauntlet is dropped, you must accept the challenge.
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