Brass [to Mr. Trent]: We have a warrant to search your house.
TMr. Trent
What's this about?
An overdue library book.
S10 E10Better Off Dead
S10 E11Sin City Blue
He's talking to you, isn't he?
Yes. Sometimes I wish they would tell me more.
Sometimes I wish they'd just shut up.
DFDonald Fiore
It was a mathematical certainty that a woman like that would report the assault or she would blackmail me for the rest of my life. So, the only logical thing to do was to kill her.
And you applied that same logic when Karen Jones showed up at your door?
DFDonald Fiore
You know what the stupid girl did? She, she pointed a gun at me and she demanded that I give her fifty thousand dollars for her friend's funeral.
Well, according to my math, the fifty thousand dollars that you saved is gonna cost you twenty years to life.
DFDonald Fiore
Wait. Look, I, I am a good man. I work hard. I love my wife. I contribute to society. I mean, these people, you deal with them all the time. And those girls? They were just, they were just worthless criminals.
No, they were human beings. You're the worthless criminal.
S10 E12Long Ball
You know, Ray, for somebody who doesn't like golf, you certainly seem to know an awful lot about it.
It's not that I don't like golf. It's just that you have to focus your mind, practically every fiber of your being on a small white ball that you wanna hit just the right way, and then when you hit it, the feeling is exhilarating. And so you chase the small white ball all day, so that you can hit it exactly the same way. You chase that feeling. Kinda like cocaine. Not exactly the best hobby for an obsessive personality.
Yeah, people like that are better suited for a job in criminalistics, huh?
S10 E13Internal Combustion
You don't look nearly busy enough.
Well, thank you. It is my gift to look relaxed while doing many things. Unlike Hodges, who has the ability to look overwhelmed while really doing nothing at all.
It's Cindy Warner's phone.
They say the only way to get a teenage girl away from her cell phone is to pry it from her cold dead hand.
Well, whoever they are, let's hope they're wrong.
The suspect hides the murder weapon in plain sight, in her auto shop class. It's pretty sophisticated for a high school girl, right?
Well, she's definitely more sophisticated than the ones you chat with on the Twilight message boards.
When you're young, you think you're immortal and when you get older you just want to remember how that felt. Driving crazy fast on open road...
We're not getting that old, are we?
S10 E14Unshockable
I've seen access denied, but access restricted?
Denied is get lost. Restricted, that's like a fence you want to climb over.
Put down the saw! Step away from the guitar. You were about to commit murder on an immaculate '62 Fender jazz bass with the original factory paint.
So, what?
For someone from the Great State of Texas, you show very little respect for a true American art form.
Hey, just 'cause I'm from Texas doesn't mean I like country music.
S10 E15Neverland
You know, I read something a while back. Said that the distance from home that the average parent would allow their 9 year old to wander had shrunk to a tenth of what it was when I was a kid.
The world's a scarier place, that's for sure.
Oh, I was terrified back then. But a boy who ventures out thinking the world isn't a place to hide from, shouldn't be proven wrong.
LSLynn Stecker
If someone wanted to plant blood, they could do it in any crime scene. What kind of a monster would kill a kid to accomplish that?
The same kind of monster who couldn't just divorce Samantha Rose.
S10 E16The Panty Sniffer
I know, just make sure no one enters the casino with vests, radios or uniforms. We can't have any mistakes.
Copy that. How's the stakeout going?
Well, so far it's like watching bad porn.
I just don't get these two idiots. They're born into money. They graduated good schools. Their daddies paid for it all.
Sounds like you've got an issue with rich people.
No. I got an issue with rich kids killing poor kids.
Can you tell us what you did after you had been ejected for the second time?
CClint
I hooked up with another buyer. Paid him to buy up Brenda's whole table. He dropped off the merchandise around 11... and I blissed out in my room for the rest of the night.
Holed up in your hotel room with a bunch of women's panties is not an alibi.
CClint
If you'd ever tried it, you'd know it was.
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