Vartann quotes from CSI: Crime Scene Investigation

Vartann

[to Catherine] I always thought that I was... you know, better alone, you know? But I miss having someone to come home to. [after few seconds] I didn't mean to put you on the spot. Just wanted you to know.

Detective Vartann

Hogs and Heffers convention. Maurice wasn't fat, what was he doing here?

Grissom

Maybe he used to be.

Greg

Or maybe he was a chubby chaser. (Grissom gives him a surprised look). Some men like curves.

Detective Vartann

There's curves, and there's rolls.

Rigor's began to set. And her live temp is 93 degrees. Which means she's been dead three to five hours.

Vartann

You want to bet that that's about the time the husband started drinking.

Greg

So Elvis, how'd you get these injuries?

I'm a landscaper. Got a lot of cactus orders because of the drought.

Vartann

Or maybe they're from when you raped your ex, Kayla Newtons.

I didn't rape Kay. We had sex.

Greg

Open up [swabs him.]

Vartann

You had the kind of sex where she said no.

Vartann

I just don't get these two idiots. They're born into money. They graduated good schools. Their daddies paid for it all.

Catherine

Sounds like you've got an issue with rich people.

Vartann

No. I got an issue with rich kids killing poor kids.

Catherine

I-I-I've had all the complicated relationships I can handle. This is who I am. Please don't try to change me. I promise I won't try to change you.

Vartann

So, what? Take it or leave it?

Catherine

Call me when you decide.