Catherine Willows quotes from CSI: Crime Scene Investigation

Catherine

[explaining the job to Holly, the new girl] We restore peace of mind. And when you're a victim, that's everything. Stick it out. At least until you solve your first. And after that, if you don't feel like King Kong on cocaine, then you can quit. But if you stay, with my right hand to God, you will never regret it.

Catherine

Who? Why? Will he do it again? Only time will tell.

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Smart man.

Catherine

[To Grissom, who is staring in awe at a group of showgirls who pass by] Close your mouth.

Catherine

A guy cheats, but the wife commits murder. How come moms always end up the bad guy with you Freud types?

Catherine

You're an average family, burdened with a tragedy that put you under a microscope. That close, nobody can look good.

Catherine

So you did the tox screen on my carny?

Catherine

Mm-hmm. So?

Catherine

Great. What did he do? Try and mask it?

Catherine

Oh, come on. That creep tested clean?

Catherine

[to Grissom] Is this part of the Sherlock Holmes Fan Club Kit?

Catherine

You're racing me Nick. We're driving the same car.

Catherine

Hey, coffee boy. Where's my DNA? Cigarette butt? Match book time-delay device? Hair spray? Any of this sound familiar?

Catherine

Did Grissom put his stuff in front of mine?

Catherine

Pucks, bucks and... chicks.

Catherine

Well, I like hairy chests, but I'm not about to bop a six-foot weasel!

Catherine

Pin the tail on the donkey gone wrong?

Catherine

Hey look, they fixed it.

Catherine

Oh, it's a little funny.

Catherine

This one's for you, Sam. [lights a votive candle]