Guy stands in the middle of a 3-way shootout and strolls out alive?
Was he just lucky, or bulletproof?
“Better Off Dead” · Season 10, Episode 10
In this episode: Catherine Willows (1), Nick Stokes (1), Sara Sidle (1), Greg Sanders (1), David Phillips (1), Henry (1)
Knocked over by a car, fell down a well, attacked by coyotes, poisoned by a spider, lost in a cave, traded for a Mike Schmitt rookie baseball card, and my favorite, [Sara walks in] given to a farm. Allegedly.
[Sara looks confused, looks at Henry]
The tragic fates of the Phillips' family dogs.
Greg [holds up a stuffed animal]: I mean, is this what women really want?
It's what men think women want. Like candy, it's sweet and hard to resist but sooner or later we just want some meat and potatoes.
Greg [imitating the stuffed animal talking]: All women I take out just order a salad.
Catherine [laughs]: God, I used to have drawers full of this crap from guys. Now, I just want a man that I can count on.
Brass [to Mr. Trent]: We have a warrant to search your house.
TMr. Trent
What's this about?
An overdue library book.
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