Nick Stokes quotes from CSI: Crime Scene Investigation

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Blood's like my grandfather. Never lies.

Nick

[to Warrick] Excuse me, buttercup.

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(evaluating Grissom) Organization... minus one.

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You know, it's easier to get a master's degree than a parking spot on campus.

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Home pregnancy test, negative. Better luck next time.

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Hey Doc, I've come to get an update on ... stinky

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[Nick puts tape over the finger print on the handle of a supposedly priceless samurai sword. When Nick pulls the tape to lift the fingerprint, it tears off part of the handle.] Grissom...how good is our insurance?

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Shoots my theory to hell. Nobody tampers with their sex machine.

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Get out of jail, come to Vegas.

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(After seeing several notes in a beaver dam) Las Vegas, where even a beaver can strike it rich.

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I thought you'd never ask.

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(to Gino) You know, there are two things a jury can't stand, people who abuse kids and people who abuse animals. So buena suerte.

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(slaps Precious Ricky's arm) I didn't take you for a country music fan, yee-haw. (leaves)

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Crime scene at a funeral. Can't get much deader than this.

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We've got a dead body here, boys.