“The Panty Sniffer” quotes from CSI: Crime Scene Investigation

Catherine

I know, just make sure no one enters the casino with vests, radios or uniforms. We can't have any mistakes.

Nick

Copy that. How's the stakeout going?

Catherine

Well, so far it's like watching bad porn.

Vartann

I just don't get these two idiots. They're born into money. They graduated good schools. Their daddies paid for it all.

Catherine

Sounds like you've got an issue with rich people.

Vartann

No. I got an issue with rich kids killing poor kids.

Ray

Can you tell us what you did after you had been ejected for the second time?

I hooked up with another buyer. Paid him to buy up Brenda's whole table. He dropped off the merchandise around 11... and I blissed out in my room for the rest of the night.

Nick

Holed up in your hotel room with a bunch of women's panties is not an alibi.

If you'd ever tried it, you'd know it was.

Vartann

[to Catherine] I always thought that I was... you know, better alone, you know? But I miss having someone to come home to. [after few seconds] I didn't mean to put you on the spot. Just wanted you to know.

Robbins

My uncle was obsessed with the smell of chocolate chip cookies. One day, my aunt came home and found him with his head in the oven. Thought he was committing suicide. She realised at that instant, the secret to a happy marriage: fresh baked cookies every day.

Ray

You're really kind of freaky, doc.

Robbins

Coming from you, I'll take that as a compliment.