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SEASON 8

CSI: Crime Scene Investigation · Season 8

CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Season 8 quotes

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S8 E1Dead Doll

Natalie. Natalie Davis. I know who you are. I know a lot about you. You make miniatures. I've seen you before, right? You work in the lab, on the cleaning crew. So sorry about hitting you back there. I guess, uh, I have a fear of trunks. In my business, you only find one thing in them. We actually have a lot in common, you know. I was a foster kid, too. Happy happy, joy joy. I do know what it's like to be alone, afraid that nobody's ever going to be there for you.

NNatalie

[whispering] Ernie was.

Yes, he was. That's true, Natalie. I lost my father too. I know that Ernie loved you. He would not have wanted you to do this.

NNatalie

[whispering] Ernie loved me more than Grissom could ever love you.

Grissom? I know what this is about. Natalie? What did you put in the water? Natalie. Huh? [Sara passes out]

Where is she, Catherine? It's 110 degrees, she's been out here all day, without water, she's disorientated, she's... dehydrated...

She's a survivor.

S8 E2A La Cart

How is your leg?

Fractured in two places.

[Ecklie tries to call Grissom, no answer, so he leaves a message on his phone] Gil, Conrad again. Message three, call me back please. [To Sara] It feeling better?

Yeah.

Good. So, you must know where he is.

Really? Okay, uh... [pauses] Look, I don't wanna play any games here, this is as difficult for me as it is for you. So, let's just, uh, get this over with, shall we? Okay then, um, this is an administrative inquiry. You and your supervisor were in direct violation of lab policy.

Are.

[pauses for a second] Are. In direct violation of lab policy, which states that members of the same forensic team may not engage in a romantic relationship. So, when did you and Supervisor Grissom begin your relationship?

Well, we've always had a relationship.

[pauses, looks uncomfortable] I mean...when did you become intimate?

Two years ago. I think it was a Sunday.

Well, it's a crowded restaurant, somebody must have seen something.

Not exactly, welcome to the latest fad, dining in the dark. [presses a remote that makes the room pitch black] The waiters are blind. No one sees anything. Piece of cake, huh?

Did he just leave?

I think so.

[anxiously] Guys...I have a dead body here...

[talking about go karts] You know, when I was a kid we used to make these things out of lunch trays and old lawn mower engines.

When I was a kid, I used to make bombs.

[looks at Greg]

[holds his fingers up to indicate "small"] Little bombs.

You've been dodging me, it's time to talk. Gil, nobody wants to hear about your love life less than I do, but since you didn't handle this right, I have to take a formal statement. [Grissom (^^) stares at him] It should have been a conversation between friends. I mean, we could find someway around this. Catherine could have done Sara's evaluations. Why didn't you just tell me?

We didn't want you to know.

Don't most women like the world to know they are dating someone?

Where do you get your information about women, Conrad?

[php] Okay... so when did you two... you know...

Nine years ago.

You know what? You two need to get your stories straight.

When did you tell Ecklie we got involved?

Two years ago. Why, what did you tell him?

Nine years ago.

Sara (laughs): The Forensic Academy conference.

Yeah. You, uh, had too many questions about anthropology for some reason.

Well, I was stalling. I was trying to get the nerve to ask you to dinner.

You had a ponytail.

I'm gonna move to swing.

We talked about this.

I know that you said you would do it but I don't wanna do that to the team. Besides, I am sure that I could use more daylight in my life.[long pause] We should go.

Yeah.

S8 E3Go To Hell

So, I got a hit off of the print on the motel's 'Do Not Disturb' sign. [hands her paper]

Drug dealer with priors for assault. Nice.

Well, don't get too excited because I got another hit off of the telephone. Pedophile. [hands her another paper] And I got one off of the dress, a rapist. [hands her another paper] And another off the bed frame. A prostitute, a pimp, and another prostitute. [hands her more papers]

Is that it?

For felonies, yes. Do you want misdemeanors too?

You ever been the Rachno's Central Motel?

RRRev. Rhodes

Plenty of times. Hookers, addicts, drug dealers, pimps, wife beaters, runaways. I save people.

[shows him a picture] You ever save these two? [Rhodes stares at the picture, a little taken aback] You know them, don't you?

RRRev. Rhodes

There's nothing I can tell you.

These people have a daughter and she's missing. And due to the fact that you're a convicted sex offender, you better come up with something more than these corny, priestly homilies, and you better come up with them fast.

RRRev. Rhodes

I don't have to answer to you. I want to talk to my lawyer.

That's a good idea. Because you're under arrest.

[while searching Rhode's apartment] You know, if I had to gauge it by his apartment, I'd have to say that Alistair Rhodes is just a regular guy.

Yeah, I'm sure that's what he wants everyone to think too.

RRRev. Rhodes

Mr. Grissom...do you believe in a separate, living evil?

You're a primitive man on the Savannah. You see something move out of the corner of your eye. You assume it's a hyena. You run, you live. If you assume it's the wind and you're wrong, you die. We have the genes of the ones who ran. We're genetically hard-wired to believe living forces that we cannot see.

RRRev. Rhodes

The Devil's sliest trick is making us believe he isn't real. But call his name loud and long enough, [knocks on the table four times] guess who comes knockin' on your door?

Usually guys like you.

Cops must've picked him up before he died.

Maybe that's not all they did.

Well, it was a guess.

What is the first thing that police do when they question a suspect?

Check for I.D...Standard procedure.

Eddie Kaye's only identification was an expired driver's license found separated from all of his wordly possessions. Print it.

What? You're not seriously gonna go after the cops after something like this?

You know, that question I will answer. We're not here to protect anyone, Ronnie. Not even the cops. We're here to figure out what happened. If you can't do that, you should get different job.

Staff tells me that you've already gone through the SAE kit.

AAmy

They tell you I'm all banged up inside?

Not in those words.

Do you have any relatives?

AAmy

Not anymore.

I've got a daughter. She's almost your age.

AAmy

[coldly] Maybe we should hang out.

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