Greg Sanders quotes from CSI: Crime Scene Investigation

Greg

(Looking at Nick's sperm) Nick's little soldiers.

Greg

Skeletal muscle of Mel Bennett. It goes in... contents come out. In 30 seconds.. bioassay. I like saying that word. Bioassay. Sounds nubian.

Greg

FYI, 30 swabs in six hours is not realistic even for me.

Greg

Can I help it if I'm hip?

Greg

There's, uh, something weird going on with the hairs from the ropes. Well, not weird. More like...hair-raising. (Grissom doesn't smile or laugh) Sorry, bad one.

Greg

That's what you get when you eat...

Greg

The gods of CODIS have blessed us with a hit.

Greg

I'm still alive.

Greg

Spontaneous toilet combustion?

Greg

Well, if dorm food is as bad as I can remember, we should consider explosive diarrhea.

Greg

Maybe the shooter freaked out and wet himself. Not exactly a hardened criminal.

Greg

Nothing says 'I love you' like processed sugar.

Greg

'Til death do they centrifuge.

Greg

Porn house, drug house, Millander house in between, they must throw one hell of a block party.

Greg

Why'd the killer put the gun back in the register? Langston? ... Ray? ... I'll answer my own question. You see, Greg, cop pulls you over and finds cash on you, no big deal. If he finds a gun, then you're going to jail.