[to Catherine] I always thought that I was... you know, better alone, you know? But I miss having someone to come home to. [after few seconds] I didn't mean to put you on the spot. Just wanted you to know.
S10 E16The Panty Sniffer
My uncle was obsessed with the smell of chocolate chip cookies. One day, my aunt came home and found him with his head in the oven. Thought he was committing suicide. She realised at that instant, the secret to a happy marriage: fresh baked cookies every day.
You're really kind of freaky, doc.
Coming from you, I'll take that as a compliment.
S10 E17Irradiator
And, uh, you can tell Homeland Security that the quantity of radioactive material in this is infinitesimal and poses no threat.
Oh, you can tell them. Hang on a second. No. If-if the radiation source is infinitesimal, why are you wearing three lead aprons?
Despite my aversion to children, sperm count.
S10 E18Field Mice
Wendy [to Hodges]: That's what you're doing, you're lying to children?
It's a teaching exercise.
It's an exercise in self-love.
Just play along and be a role model, please?
Uh, no. Why would I play along with you?
Because if you can't even imagine yourself out in the field, how will you ever expect Ecklie to?
GGuillermo
So why lie?
I guess I'm afraid that maybe I'm gonna wake up one morning and I'm gonna think that I spent most of my life fighting crime in a test tube.
GGuillermo
Just because something is the size of a molecule doesn't mean that it can't be filled with intrigue and excitement. CSIs gather the evidence, but analysis is really what gives it meaning. You need both to find the truth.
You see, Wendy suspected what I was up to, and she was urging me to come clean. I swear, it'll never happen again. Mea culpa. [to Henry] Can you forgive me?
[to Hodges] This is going to go on your permanent record. [to Henry] You got your confession. Happy?
Hmm.
Nobody likes a snitch.
S10 E19World's End
David [walking in the sewer to get the body]: I think I bumped into every piece of dog poop and used condom in the city of Las Vegas.
Oh, David, suck it up. [sees the body] There he is.
Yep, he's dead.
MOfficer Mitch
David, you think you have a hard job?
Well, Officer, I am the one who has to haul him out of here.
Okay, let me get this straight, you'd rather do the legwork on a next-of-kin notification you'd rather do that than slog around in the sewer looking for evidence? I mean, that-that is not the down and dirty Sara Sidle I used to know.
I like to know where haters come from.
A racist gets stabbed before he can drown. A lot of people would call that justice.
We still have to call it murder.
Greg [to Carl]: Okay, you don't have to talk if you don't want to. But if you're smart, you'll write down everything that happened that night. [slides a notepad and a pen over to him] In your own words, so at least we have your side of the story. [Carl writes something down, and slides the notepad over to Greg. It reads 'I want a layer.'] You want a layer?
CCarl
It says lawyer, dude. Don't you know how to read?
Sounds like Shawn was really trying to change his life.
Probably what got him killed.
It's always easier to , uh, embrace hatred than it is to leave it behind.
S10 E20Take My Life, Please!
When a man is dead, a man is dead. Why keep killing him?
Either you're very angry or you're having too much fun to stop.
It's hard to get a hair into his throat without intimate contact. But I guess you're never too old. Especially with the blue pill. In fact, I know guys my age who are using it. Guys who you know, need the boost. Other guys.
S10 E21Lost & Found
You know, Doc, I'm against the death penalty, except when it comes to people who kill children.
I think they should be tortured first and then guillotined.
S10 E22Doctor Who
I understand not wanting to share the details of your personal life with your co-workers. But when you don't share the fruits of your investigative work...
No, he will from now on. He wasn't purposely shutting us out.
Look, I really like Ray. I think he's a great CSI. But if he doesn't trust us, how can we have his back?
And how can he have ours?
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