Jim Brass quotes from CSI: Crime Scene Investigation

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I think every new hire should experience an autopsy on their first night.

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Oh, you're gonna love this. [opens bathroom door] Ring any bells? Rub-a-dub-dub, dead man in the tub.

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There's been another fourth of July.

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(to Sara and Grissom, who are trying to identify the pipe used in the bombings) Don't you love the smell of sulfur in the afternoon?

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I hate having lunch with you CSIs, you notice everything.

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Geez. Haven't these people ever heard of divorce?

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[to a suspect] Newsflash, sweetheart. You can't make a deal if you keep your mouth shut.

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I'm chasing something that Gil Grissom isn't interested in ... a hunch.

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More like seven to ten.

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Hey, Gil, there's something stuck to your shoe... Oh, it's just Sanders.

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Well, the kid gets murder, mom's an accessory, and dad gets felony explosives. It's a family-value pack.

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You lose your interest in dead bodies?

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I don't want to waste time screwing around with this nut case. I'm going to get some bleach, and drip it on her until she gives up the location. I mean they can't accuse us of police brutality for that.

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Well howdy Partner. This is a new experience for me, first time I caught me a cattle rustler.

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(unenthused after Drops gives him an address) Jackson and D, yippee, we're going to the hood.