You know, Ray, for somebody who doesn't like golf, you certainly seem to know an awful lot about it.
It's not that I don't like golf. It's just that you have to focus your mind, practically every fiber of your being on a small white ball that you wanna hit just the right way, and then when you hit it, the feeling is exhilarating. And so you chase the small white ball all day, so that you can hit it exactly the same way. You chase that feeling. Kinda like cocaine. Not exactly the best hobby for an obsessive personality.
Yeah, people like that are better suited for a job in criminalistics, huh?
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