CSI: Crime Scene Investigation · Season 4
[Nick sees Grissom examining the Magic Fingers]
Haven't you ever seen one of those before?
Not in person, no.
Magic Fingers. Twenty-five cents for 15 minutes of vibration. Died a slow death in the '70s due to vandalism and seedy connotations. Good for sex. Good for sleep ... too.
Good for us. Given the killer's appetite for sexual persuasion, maybe they blew the circuit. Overloaded it with coins.
And their prints on those coins.
[Grissom, after his ear surgery, hears the vibration of Catherine's cellphone against her bag]
Your phone's ringing.
You can hear that?...[Smiles] You're back.
What?
Linens and towels from The Sphere on top of the washing machine, and what I believe to be sheets from the motel inside the dryer. Both positive presumptive for blood.
Think they were being smart taking the sheets, or did they just get off sleeping on 'em?
Either way, they were sick and dangerous.
What does that say about whoever killed them?
Whoa, this isn't half bad for college kids.
Yeah, why live in a one room flea bag when you can pool your resources and live like this.
Hey how about it, you, me, Warrick, Nick, Grissom?
Oh, nah, not Grissom.
[Catherine and Sara walk into the house. Water is pouring down, almost like it's raining, from the second story and the two police officers on scene are using umbrellas]
What the hell is this?
Ma'am, you may want to take one of these. [The officer hands Sara an umbrella]
Thank you, thanks!
Where's the body?
Upstairs.
Upstairs?
Yeah.
[long pause]
It's raining MAN JUICE?
Hallelujah?
[One of the officers dashes over to give them two pairs of boots]
You might want to wear these.
Thank you.
Someday, you're going to need me or my buddies at a scene... and wouldn't you know it, we all hit traffic on the way.
Is that how you do your job, officer?
Have a safe night.
So I ran the blood you found on the gun through CODIS... on my own time... of which I have precious little...
Greg, why do you always trail off like that?
Because you make me nervous.
So who's the punk now... bitch?
Sun Tzu once said "“If you wait by the river long enough, the bodies of your enemies will float by." [opens the door to find a mummified body] But those were brutal times.
You know, if I had my choice about how I was going to go out, it would not be electrocution. I think an aneurysm in my sleep, quick and painless.
I like surprises.
Girl's out at the lake. She meets some random guy she knows nothing about and she goes off with him.
She places herself in a bad situation.
And bad things happen.
Whoa-ho!
What you got?
Ultimate power. I could program this bad boy to make me a cup of coffee.
Well, the rancher's going to get off, Linda's dead, and Wolfie... skates with a misdemeanor.
We took one look at those furry suits and thought "foul play," but this was really just a domestic dispute gone mad.
Fur and loathing in Las Vegas.
Well, I like hairy chests, but I'm not about to bop a six-foot weasel!
[After finding civet oil and ipecac on the blue cat suit]
That's what you get when you eat...
You don't keep any secrets, Mr. Grissom? Not even from your wife?
[amused] I used to. I'm trying to change.
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