Oscar, do you have any liquid dish soap?
Lickey disco?
S2Mosquito Time
S2Hurry Hard
[attempting to say "Hurry Hard"] Have a heart! Have a heart!
Get her!
Yeah! Get her!
Oh, have a heart!
That's "hurry hard".
Wanda, will you come with me?
You rented Jerry Maguire last night, didn't you?
Yeah, I forgot to bring it back too, but regardless will you come with me?
I don't know, Brent...
Bear in mind, I sign your paycheck.
Fine, I'll join your new team.
Aahhh.
Yes, thank you Wanda, you won't regret this.
Yeah yeah, you complete me.
Strategies! There's no strategy in curling, you just throw rocks.
Maybe that's why our team record with you as skip is...Wanda?
Oh, uh … Two wins, eighty seven losses, one tie.
The wins were by default, and the tie was against Mrs. Carter's Grade Three class.
S2An American in Saskatchewan
You can't just leave me here! It's like 10 miles to town!
It's your house, you'll live.
All I have to eat here are pickles and Pop Rocks!
You'll probably live.
[Davis holds up a piece of wood and shows Wes.]
I'll give you this if you get rid of the ATM.
WWes
You're bribing me with a piece of wood?
It's not just a piece of wood, I've got a whole pile of wood. It's yours.
My plan to promote Dog River is working. An American tourist came here accidentally.
S2Pandora’s Wine
Brunch is a powerful tool. I won't see it used for evil.
Revenge is a brunch best served with nice biscuits.
You gotta stop living in the past.
Does that mean we can finally get a digital clock?
Sure, if you want to blow 800 bucks.
Idiot.
S2Doc Small
Okay. A plane crashes on the border of Alberta and Saskatchewan. Where do they bury the survivors?
Hmmm. Well, I guess you gotta figure out which province has more of the plane.
The plane is equally divided between the two provinces.
Oh.
[repeats herself] A plane crashes directly on the border of Alberta and Saskatchewan. Where do they bury the survivors?
Ohhhhh! The survivors.... One on each side.
A rooster lays an egg on a roof; which side does it roll down?
The Alberta side! No wait, trick question, the roof is flat.
Nope. It's a slanted roof.
He he.... the egg is square!
[Karen and Davis look at each other stunned.]
No?
...the committee to convince a young doctor to live in Dog River or C.T.C.A.Y.D.T.L.I.D.R. or Ctcaydtlidr.
CGDr. Chris Garner
Please. You guys think I don't know what's going on? It's obvious the whole town has conspired to convince me not to live here. The weird sexcapades of Brent and his friends.
CGDr Chris Garner
People tossing their kids out. And the constant smothering by this woman who dresses all slutty.
[fake laugh] Flirty...!
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