Okay. A plane crashes on the border of Alberta and Saskatchewan. Where do they bury the survivors?
Hmmm. Well, I guess you gotta figure out which province has more of the plane.
The plane is equally divided between the two provinces.
Oh.
[repeats herself] A plane crashes directly on the border of Alberta and Saskatchewan. Where do they bury the survivors?
Ohhhhh! The survivors.... One on each side.
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