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Corner Gas · Season 2

Dr. Chris Garner, Dr Chris Garner and others in “Doc Small”

CGDr. Chris Garner

Please. You guys think I don't know what's going on? It's obvious the whole town has conspired to convince me not to live here. The weird sexcapades of Brent and his friends.

CGDr Chris Garner

People tossing their kids out. And the constant smothering by this woman who dresses all slutty.

Lacey

[fake laugh] Flirty...!

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